shopping spree

i'm in need of a huge shopping spree!
i need new shoes. my old nike sneakers are tearing and for god's sake, they look pink instead of white.
i need a new wallet. my old one smells. and my mum had to worsen the situation by spraying HER perfume on the wallet. now it smells feminine.
i need new bottoms. i realised my waistline has reduced and now, all my jeans/pants/berms look like stuff a hiphop rapper would wear.
i need watches. just a note: i said watchES. i am a huge watch-freak.

and i need money.
how else am i going to get all those stuff?