a different pov

i realised that perspectives make a huge difference. two persons may be looking at the same situation but from two different angles, resulting in different conclusions. but that's the beauty of it! if everyone were to have the same point of view, life would be so robotic and boring and slightly too peaceful.

and recently, i just received a very interesting email from a friend. it shows how a different perspective can result in different meanings for words from our everyday life.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
6. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
7. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
8. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
9. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
10. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
11. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
12. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
13. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
14. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
15. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
16. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
17. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
18. Father : A banker provided by nature.
19. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
20. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

these are just for pure entertainment.
try not to take them seriously. ;)